I think I'll most likely refer to my wife as "boo"
That's perfect because it's not mushy, yet it's ridiculously romantic-sounding, it kinda sounds like "poo" which makes ya giggle to yourself, AND it's terribly ghetto, so it fits my gang-bangin' lifestyle.
I will NOT be referring to my wife as "honey", "dear", "love" or "honeybuns" (Honeybuns is over-the-top, but not quite cheesy enough)no.
I will choose my pet-names more carefully.
I'm considering "cupcake" because it's over-the-top cheesy and cupcakes are delicious and covered in frosting....as will my wife be.
I also enjoy the names that are more embarrassing to yell across a crowded room, which is why i'm also considering "Squeeky Cheeks", "Lover Lady" and "Butter Bum".
The last is only a consideration if I marry someone with a healthy self-esteem.
Seinfeld kinda killed "Schmoopy" or that would've been a good one.
But maybe i'll come up with pet-names like that, that aren't even real words, and more of a conglomeration of animals noises.
Something like "Meowmoo". That would be original.
Much more my style. Plus, that's just a sexy word, let's face it.
And ya know, i already call pretty much everyone "dear" and "honey". guys included.
i think it's hilarious. it's very southern.
but even more, it's very old man.
...which I hope to be. sooner rather than later.
OH! and i also can't wait to get my wife pregnant so I can go around telling everyone that I knocked up a chick.
we'll probably send out announcements telling everyone that I have impregnated my lover.
That makes me sound very powerful, and that would be flattering for my wife to have married such a potent, powerful man.
NEVER!!!!!!!!
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