The Wachster's survey

I can't resist the urge to mess with someone.
None of this reflects my actual opinions. just playing a character. it's called satire.
This is the third time i've taken Stephanie's survey for some class she's in.
i'll probably write a serious blog later. work is slow.
anyway...here are my survey answers i submitted a few minutes ago.

Intercultural Dating Survey

Gender: Female
Age: 19

22) What is your perception of intercultural couples dating?
i hate it when white kids try to act all hispanic and go around saying "hey what's up essay? que pasa mamacita?" BUT i love it when they date black chicks because they have the sexiest little babies. i hope to marry one of those sexy little babies some day.

22) What cultures do best together?
the really white mexicans go best with the white, normal people. mostly because their skin tones are very similar. and if you're a mexican and want to marry a white girl, its good if you have the same skin color, then the vatos don't try to kill 'yo ace for dating outside your race. Oh girl, you do not want to know how I know dat!

22) What cultures do poorly together?
those arrogant, ignorant Eskimos don't get along with nobody! they think they're the owner of the snow, gods of the winter and act like they rule over the arctic circle. they're so stupid. and i know you don't believe me but that's because you never met them. They're ego maniacal jerks. And surprisingly violent. I’m not racist or anything, I’m just telling you the truth because you asked! But most Eskimos do smell really clean because it’s so cold they never sweat.

also, people from Louisana, dem cajuns, they go together poorly with yankees. but they're both morons. because dem cajuns are just retarded french rejects and yankees don't even know how to speak the good english and their all pompous.

22) What do you think the top three problems that occur in intercultural dating are?
i'll tell you what the number one most annoying thing about this survey is! EVERY question is numbered 22!! wth?? Omg!! Lol!!! Bff!

the top three problems are:

1.) when mexicans and blacks make those sexy babies, the Asian street gangs always try to steal them. the asians are obsessed with sexy babies. i don't mean to stereotype. it's not ALL asians. just the bad ones with the squinty eyes.

2.) some cultures' odors dont mix well together. have you ever smelled the odor of an Indian guy mixed with the funk of a French woman? well obviously you haven't because you're still alive.

3.) i'd have to say that haircuts are something that makes these types of relationships difficult. i'm being serious. because black guys either like afros or shaved heads. But to a Canadian, those kind of haircuts are nasty. so if those two people love each other, that could create tension. Also, people from the South that are racist like to have shaved heads too and so do the blacks and I think that would be a problem if they fell in love. But usually that’s just the men. And men shouldn’t fall in love. but also, all asians have that weird poofy haircut and i think most other cultures would not get along very well with that kind of hair. you know what i mean?

22) Personally, what culture would you choose?
personally, i like a clean culture that bathes a lot and knows what hygiene is. i like someone who works out, dresses fancy, doesn’t steal things or hit animals for fun. OH! And also super sexy cultures! so i'd say probably most texans, people from upstate New Yorks, and all those royal ladies and lords people from the England.

so i would choose a guy from one of them cultures. except i don't know if royalty works out that much, and I like my guys to have pretty bottoms. and new yorkers talk like malfunctioning robots, so i guess i'd pick Texans if i had to choose just one. dey look sexy in boots too, so thats a plus!

22) Are you involved in an interracial couple?
i don't know if this counts, but…. I once dated a guy from Australia, but he was born in America and so was all of his family. and I'm a white, and he was white so i don't know if that counts. but yeah, it didn't work out. he did everything on Australia time, so he'd go to bed when i was waking up and be swimming during winter time. weird stuff like that. he never quite got Australia out of his blood. I broke up with him when his wombat killed my cat. but Australia the movie was good. you should see it.