Axed!

Why does the scent of all Axe products smell like puberty?

No joke. It smells like a 13-year old boy who is trying to mask the fact that he didn't shower in PE with cheap cologne. It smells like sweat and hormones.

Seriously, I feel like a pervert just smelling their products.

This is the scent that's supposed to attract women like a magnet? Yeah, I guess if you're trying to attract a junior high girl with a wonky olfactory system, then maybe the commercials hold a shred of truth.

I heard a rumor that Axe is made out of puppy tears, caterpillar pee and cigarette ashes.
True fact! maybe.

This guy loves Axe because its the only form of terrorism that's legal in America.
....and it makes him feel pretty.


"Akright, I used a whole can, where are my chicks?"


"Ok, this is the wrong Axe effect! Crap. (Literally)"

"Where is that awful smell coming from"
Dirk uses Axe as a distraction technique.

"Chicken or Egg: Am I cool because I use Axe or do I use Axe because I'm cool?"


This is what happens when you subject your girl to years of the Axe "fragrance".
She's lucky her head didn't outright explode.


" I don't shower. I just bathe in Axe. Works too, look at all these ladies surrounding me!"


This poor kid just found out the hard way that there's no such thing as the Axe effect.