This is clearly a man with horrible secrets.
This man is obviously making terrorist threats in his mind.
This man is so evil that he grew two beards - one on cheeks and one above his eyes. He has the darkest of hearts.
Your beard can't hide your atrocities for long!This is a man pleased with his illicit acts. His smug beard gives him away.
This man grew a wispy mustache in celebration of sin.
This man's beard is so evil it has disguised itself as flesh and blended in.This is a man that has seen the very heart of darkness.
and likes it!
His beard is in alliance with Satan. Clearly.
MEN WITH FACIAL HAIR ARE SHADY!
well, I can't deny anything you've said about the men in this post but, it isn't the facial hair that's evil! it's the man! hate the sinner, not the beard!
ReplyDeletegreat beards without secrets?
ReplyDeleteDavid Letterman
Conan O'Brien
Saddam Hussein
Mel Gibson
Daniel Day-Lewis
Bruce Willis
Jesus
George Clooney
okay, maybe George Clooney and Saddam Hussein were hiding something.
and Pushing Daisies was fanatastic! also, what's wrong with predictability?
ReplyDeleteif i want predictability, i'll watch sesame street. or csi. thanks though. and you just listed a whole slew of shady characters, thus proving my point!
ReplyDeleteCSI! hahahahahaha, won't disagree there
ReplyDeleteand Pushing Daisies/Ed??? they were both quirky/witty. the main character in Ed was Ed, the main character in P.D. was Ned. coincidence? also both had rather "rough around the edges" male friends, i.e. Mike (Ed) and Emerson (P.D.)
if you were to watch the whole series (P.D.) you'd realize just how much you love it!
speaking of love... I watched "The Wizard" starring Fred Savage last night, just reminded me of Ben/Boy Meets World
yeah except you're insane. because mike wasn't rough around the edges whatsoever! no one on that show was. well maybe the douche principal guy that carol dated. yuck. Dennis? i think. yeah.
ReplyDeleteChi McBride is just an idiot. not funny. not tough. just stupid.
but i can see how Lee pace might remind you of Tom Cavanaugh. the looks similar. but that's where the similarities end.
Pushing Daisies was a procedural.
Ed was more like a serial.
the thing i loved most about Pushing Daisies was that they actually sang They Might Be Giants on tv. that was the greatest thing that show ever gave us...Kristin Chenoweth singing "Birdhouse in your soul"
http://creth.blogspot.com/2008/01/con-nan-o-bri-en.html
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that page "doesn't exist"
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