I am the catfish (koo koo ka choo!)

Life with me is two things: always awkward. never boring.

So if I say "I really enjoyed talking with you! Can we hang out more often?"
and she responds with "Yeaaaah, see, the thing is, I'm bad at being friends with guys, sooo...um..."

...that's bad, right? Unless I'm mistaken, I'm pretty sure that's the nice girl way of saying "NEVER. AGAIN."

HAHA!! Oh the power of my unbridled awkwardness strikes again! The brilliant, unyielding potency of my awkwardness has produced another fine filet of unflattering happenstance!

Hahaha, but really I'm fine with it! I'm gifted at unintentionally making people uncomfortable! If you learn to embrace it, then it just makes life interesting!
I don't TRY to make things weird, I really don't. That would be mean. In fact, it seems like the more couth I attempt to be, the more maladroit things become! So I just gotta be me, love God & love people, and embrace the awkwardness that I inevitably produce.

Awkwardness is the spice of life, adding flavor to every moment. Really, you should be jealous that you haven't been endowed with this beautiful, reckless gift!

Now that I think about it, I might be my own catfish, unwittingly and ceaselessly making my own life more unexpectedly interesting than it need be. 
(ok more people need to see that movie so that I actually make sense to someone when I say that!)


Till the next awkward adventure, peace out ya'll!