Thanksgiving

I've been trying to talk sense into my family.

Thanksgiving meal is supposed to be a feast of deliciousness, right? The meal is supposed to be a time of being thankful for all of the best and most delicious flavors that God ever created, right?

  so we celebrate that by eating...turkey? and corn?

Is that the best we have to offer? That stuff is okay. But why wouldn't you eat the most delicious things you can possibly think of? If everyone is going to cheat on their diets on Thanksgiving, shouldn't you wanna make it worth it? I don't see why we need to eat fancy, traditional foods at the expense of rich, fulfilling foods.

seriously. So what would I-I-I have for a Thanksgiving feast if I was unencumbered from old people who demand tradition at all costs? warm cookies, pizza, buffalo wings, mashed potatoes, curly fries from Arbys, tons of ice cream, chicken Parmesan, cinnamon rolls from Grandys, baked beans, bananna pudding, chocolate milk, and gingerbread milkshakes.

In MY opinion, Thanksgiving dinner should be treated as a last meal on death row. It'd be way more fun than the traditional foods that makes you feel like you're trapped inside the crappy Charlie Brown Thanksgiving special. (The Thanksgiving one sucks. That rest are super awesome. That being said, I'll still watch it because I watch Charlie Brown at every holiday)