make me nauseous and fall off the treadmill. It's ok to smell like the rest of us. It's the smell of hard work.Thank you for this attention to this matter.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
Note to the elderly and vain:
At the gym, I'd rather smell sweat than cologne and perfume. I appreciate that you think I care what you smell like, but I only care in so much that it doesn't
make me nauseous and fall off the treadmill. It's ok to smell like the rest of us. It's the smell of hard work.
Thank you for this attention to this matter.
make me nauseous and fall off the treadmill. It's ok to smell like the rest of us. It's the smell of hard work.Thank you for this attention to this matter.
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In response to this, and since you already have the attention of so many elderly and vain people, I would like to ask them to refrain from wearing excessive amounts of cologne and/or perfume to church on Sunday mornings, especially Easter.
ReplyDeleteSeriously. You can't smell so bad that you need to cover it up with a cloud of poisonous liquid pollen.