Maybe someday

Maybe someday I'll finally get some more piercings. Some people love tattoos, I kinda love piercings. Nothing below the neck, cuz that's disgusting. what's wrong with you?
Since junior high I've wanted an eyebrow ring. I like the way they look. I know everyone else would completely disagree, but screw you, I like it! haha...I'm kidding! Don't screw you. Unless you're married. Then go ahead and knock yourself out!
But I think I'd also like a lip ring.
I want a lip ring on the right side of my lower lip and an eyebrow ring on the end of my left eyebrow. I'd have to finally figure out how to do my hair to match my piercings. I'd probably need longer hair, but I absolutely can't make that work.
I'm probably more likely to get rid of one of my piercing than to add more, but ya never know!
Maybe someday.

Also since junior high I've wanted to be in a band. Fine, a SKA band. Ya know, the kind of band that doesn't make any money anymore. But I'd be a really sucky musician because I would hate promoting myself. Humility and self promotion make my brain short-circuit. I know it's not wrong, I just can't make my brain reconcile the two. I see musician friends on facebook and twitter constantly talking about themselves and their music and how great it is. That's so not me. But I mean, good for you, musicians! You're good at doing at least 2 things that I can't do well!

I love being awake before the rest of the world. Makes me feel like I'm a king. Everyone's asleep, I'm awake, therefore I own the world. Sometimes I feel like Batman. I want to perch on the edge of a tall building and watch the city and make sure it's safe, sound and slumbering.
I don't understand how people spend their quiet time at any other time than the morning. It just doesn't make sense to me. The morning is when your soul is awake and hungry!