American Football

There shouldn't be fieldgoals. They need to change that. Fieldgoals are stupid. Everyone knows it. Quit being pansies and just go for it. It should be a rule that you HAVE to go for it. Wouldn't that be extra crazy exciting? Fieldgoals are just girly and weak. It's kinda like bunting in baseball. Except bunting can still be sexy. Fieldgoals are never sexy. They're like naps. They're just boring, dumb and lacking action.

Also, there shouldn't be extra points. You should have to go for 2 every time. That'd be the BEST! Thatd be so much fun!!

Furthermore, why don't the visiting team automatically get to CHOOSE whether they want to kick or receive? That seems more polite. "Hello, welcome to our home! Would you like to go first?" That's how we do it in baseball. We're gentlemen. Let the visitors go first. That also sends a message of confidence. It doesn't matter who goes first, because we're bout to put a whooping on you either way! But please, let's at least be polite about it.

Basketball needs to get rid of the free throw as well. Instead, they should just let the offended player retaliate. Eye for an eye, elbow for an elbow.

And hockey....oh, hockey does everything right. It's just that no one cares because it's too much like figure skating. I guess maybe they could try it without the skates. But then there wouldn't be that element of danger of someone getting their face chopped off, so I guess you really DO need the skates.

I don't want to call myself a sport genius, but how has no one ever thought of this stuff before??