This is currently the funniest thing on tv. It's been on tv for a while, I think.
I'm not even kidding when I say that this thing always cracks me up! My favorite line that I whisper to myself all day when no one is looking is, "Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?" That woman's face and the way she emphasizes it makes me laugh SO HARD!!!
In other, less hilarious news....IN-N-OUT coming to Lake Highlands?!?!? I hardly call carruth and I-75 Lake Highlands, but shoot, I'll take it!! In-N-Out in dallas. wow. That's something I've fantasized about for a long time. But now it's time to face some realities, this will completely eliminate any reason for ever going to California again. This also means that I will immediately gain 10 lbs. Shoot, you can't even sniff that stuff with out gaining a pound!
I like to order my burger animal-style because I feel like that makes me about twice as cool and three times manlier. However, I immediately pull all that healthy junk off the burger as soon as I get it.
I love In-N-Out but I'm not sure I need the temptation of having one on every street corner! My other question is, will eating it here make me feel like I'm in SoCal again? or will it just feel wrong? That'd be like eating at Jake's if it there was one on LA. It'd feel like I'm cheating on Texas.
I guess I just need to figure out what Jesus would do.
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Jesus would eat the burger. My single remaining issue with leaving California is not extinct. HOORAY!
ReplyDeleteaw, except that you would have to come to Dallas and be friends with me in order to eat there! It's kinda a requirement.
ReplyDeleteIn regards to your post about me, I'm still shocked at how well you read me considering I feel like I'm rarely my real self on here!
Well seeing as I know all of 15 people in Texas alone and 6 of them have the last name Hatteberg. And the majority of the rest live in Denton. I would imagine I'll be spending a fair amount of time in that area. Not to mention I will JUMP at any chance to hit up the village. And of course you. How are we going to be BFF if I don't?
ReplyDeleteAnd as far as reading you. I really like reading people and trying to really know them. So I try to be intuitive enough to pick up on the few things here and there that are the raw stuff and link them. To quote Elizabethtown "people are never as mysterious as they think they are." I just don't think people take the time to truly look all that often.